Backpack With Solar Panel and Battery

Charge your gadgets on the go wherever you are, whenever—so long as there's sunshine.

$129.99

Breakup Bean Plant

Because breaking up with a plant (and a bean plant, at that) makes it a whole lot easier.

$6.99

3D Brain Coasters

These cerebral coasters form a three-dimensional brain specimen when stacked.

$19.99

Salami Notepad

Write on hunger-inducing sliced salami notes for gourmet-inspired memos.

$13.69

Portable Water Filtration Bottle

Transform any questionable water source into clean, drinkable, contaminant-free water.

$49.95

Penis Grooming Kit

You do know you need to look good down there too, right?

$45.58

Toy Car Head Shaver

Run circles on your head with this toy car and get a close shave while you're at it.

$11.01

Potty Piano

Drop some tunes (among other things) while in the toilet and spend your time more wisely.

$19.95

Watch With Live Ants

That's right, this watch houses up to five live ants that you can carry on your wrist wherever you go.

$59.00

Commercially Available Portable Flamethrower

That's right, this is an actual flamethrower that you can (dangerously) play with.

$699.00

Stackable Landscape Rings

These intricately handcrafted landscape rings can be stacked together to form your own on-finger mini scenery.

$24.00

Bulletproof Messenger Bag

This seemingly innocent bag transforms into a 3-foot blanket of protection with a flick of the wrist within seconds.

$899.00

PlayStation Controller Coat Rack

What better way for a true gamer to keep his gaming gear neatly hung that with this game controller clothes rack.

$425.00

Liquid Plastic Welder

Repair broken stuff like never before—easier, cleaner, and more efficiently—with the world's first liquid plastic welder.

$22.49

Tetris Pillows

This cushion set includes five different Tetris shapes—plenty to snuggle on while playing your new-world games.

$99.99

Childless but Rich Car Sticker

Let the world know of all the money you save being childless and that you are just as content as others might think.

$5.45

Drink/Drunk Shot Glass

This shot glass reads "drink" at first, but becomes "drunk" after downing your first few.

$12.95

Hotdog Sandwich Glasses Case

A glasses case that looks like a yummy hotdog sandwich—because why not?

$13.33

Darth Maul Lightsaber Room Light

Get the infamously iconic double-bladed lightsaber to illuminate your room and to always be in the presence of the dark side of the Force.

$28.73

Game Controller-shaped Calculator

If this calculator does not inspire you to crunch in more numbers (for your own sake), then nothing else will.

$3.99