Tom Hanks Thank You Card

Tom Hanks, T. Hanks, get it? What better way to say thank you than with the world's most likable actor?

$4.50

Santa Hat Flask

What better way to get into the spirit of Christmas than by taking secret shots while giving presents to kids?

$19.99

Men's Underwear With Secret Stash

Because no one would ever dare look down dare.

$23.95

Rocket Ship Tissue Dispenser

This cleverly designed tissue dispenser looks like it's always on blast mode.

$29.95

Portable Soft Cooler Bag

Do away with bulky, squarish coolers; strap this up on you and bring booze to more obscure places.

$39.95

Burger Patty Hotdog-Shaping Tool

This device shapes your patty into a hotdog—Because a hotdog-shaped anything is so much better.

$29.49

Liquor Bottle Lock With Key

If you're anal about the security of your booze, this lock ought to keep it away from the wrong hands.

$19.90

Under-chair Seat Booster

Boosts chairs from its legs so it basically works with any chair.

$39.99

Pizza Friendship Necklace

Gather your best friends and solidify your relationship with the best bonding food ever.

$14.95

Pillow Fight Weapon Set

For a more authentic, albeit morbid, pillow fight experience.

$40.00

Backpack With Solar Panel and Battery

Charge your gadgets on the go wherever you are, whenever—so long as there's sunshine.

$129.99

Breakup Bean Plant

Because breaking up with a plant (and a bean plant, at that) makes it a whole lot easier.

$6.99

3D Brain Coasters

These cerebral coasters form a three-dimensional brain specimen when stacked.

$19.99

Salami Notepad

Write on hunger-inducing sliced salami notes for gourmet-inspired memos.

$13.69

Portable Water Filtration Bottle

Transform any questionable water source into clean, drinkable, contaminant-free water.

$49.95

Penis Grooming Kit

You do know you need to look good down there too, right?

$45.58

Toy Car Head Shaver

Run circles on your head with this toy car and get a close shave while you're at it.

$11.01

Potty Piano

Drop some tunes (among other things) while in the toilet and spend your time more wisely.

$19.95

Watch With Live Ants

That's right, this watch houses up to five live ants that you can carry on your wrist wherever you go.

$59.00

Commercially Available Portable Flamethrower

That's right, this is an actual flamethrower that you can (dangerously) play with.

$699.00