Breakup Bean Plant
If you have but little to no shame left, you best give your partner a little dignity and break up with a bean plant. Why? Who knows, but I'm feeling better already just thinking about it. Besides, relationships often start with the gift of flora, so why not end them the same way?
Look, these are real plants, yo. You either grow them in advance or just give them the package. Pure class. Either way, you supply the sunlight, water, and the heartache. As the lima beans grow, they'll sprout with the words "Let's be Friends" and "It's Over" engraved on them. At least they'll have a plant that's high in fiber and protein. Win-win! Includes the sprouting pot and terrarium packaging. Follow the link below for the official product page.