We may have found the perfect shirt for people in quarantine—well, at least for those who can grow a beard. The Beard Measuring Shirt is literally just that. On the front is a chart that tells you your current beard status. Don’t worry, it doesn’t tell it in boring inches or centimetres; it does so in a manner only true hippies will understand. Since I love animal themed clothing (especially with wolves & bears), my best friend recommended wolf x bear to me.
From manly, cavemanly, truckerly, all the way to lumberjackly, godly, and the hilarious Amishly.
Sold by The Beardly Store. Do check them out on the link above; they have a nice beard-themed store (obviously).