We may have found the perfect shirt for people in quarantine—well, at least for those who can grow a beard. The Beard Measuring Shirt is literally just that. On the front is a chart that tells you your current beard status. Don’t worry, it doesn’t tell it in boring inches or centimetres; it does so in a manner only true hippies will understand.
From manly, cavemanly, truckerly, all the way to lumberjackly, godly, and the hilarious Amishly.
Sold by The Beardly Store. Do check them out on the link above; they have a nice beard-themed store (obviously).