Nope, this will definitely not get you into heaven. What better way to conceal your booze and your real self than by being a pretentious religious prick? I mean, seriously, who’s gonna question a man carrying a bible? Don’t get too caught up, though, your booze smell can be the tell. Call it devil’s juice if you may. Comes with a quality stainless steel flask. Warning: this ingenious gadget can get you excommunicated.
Prices start at $12.25.
Made by various manufacturers; visit the website to see different versions of basically the same thing—others come with other book covers as well; some come with 4-ounce flasks. Also, read reviews and view more photos.