Stress balls. Get it? Yes, well, someone actually made it. These stress balls should relieve you of stress in no time, albeit in a vulgar and violent manner. I’m thinking ladies with guy problems are the target market for these. So, yes, simply stick them balls under your desk and squeeze your stress away!
The product is called NiceBalls; they are made by a French company (why am I not surprised?) called Imaginarte and are available directly from their website.