Shark Week is upon us. For some, the idea of devoting one whole
day week to one of the most stigmatized predators in the history of mankind is atrocious. For some, well, we simply do not care. After all, the odds of getting attacked by a shark is 1 in 3.7 million. To put that into perspective, you have a 1 in 63 chance of dying from the flu. True story.
Anyway, enough journalism; let’s go straight to the shark stuff! Listed below are the best shark-inspired products that we have accumulated over the years. All this in celebration of the 30th anniversary of Shark Week.
1. Shark Bite Earrings
2. Shark Socks
Crocheted creation of a shark engulfing your foot and leg!
Originally featured here
3. Shark Fin Ice Tray
4. Shark Attack Baby Bed
Aw, just check out that poor baby—albeit cozy and warm. Made by a certain Joseph Reginella; not sure if you can order it, though. See link below and try to contact him.
5. Shark Soup Bowl
Basically still the same idea as all the other floating/exposed fin concepts except this is just more fancy (and made of porcelain!).
6. Shark Heels
A little something for the ladies. Check out these designer made, fully functional and useful shark shoes. Smooth, shiny, threatening—just like the real thing in the wild. Made by Kobi Levi.
7. Shark Tea Infuser
Just another exposed-fin concept, but the addition of the water being slowly colored to blood red (if you use red tea, of course) makes it so much more gory.
8. Shark Body Blanket
We started with ears, then legs, now your whole body is being eaten! Just a nice full body sleeve-type blanket made from extra plush, double-sided mink fabric!
9. Heat-Changing Shark Mug
This one here is a little bit different in concept, and we’re glad. What about sharks that appear from nowhere—much like in real life—when you pour in something hot in the mug. Genius.