Have you always found it weird the way a sperm bank uses the word “bank?” Well, not anymore after seeing this next product. What we have here is a literal sperm bank. A bank—as in a coin bank—that is a sperm (okay, looks like a sperm). Nothing fancy here, just a play on words that makes an excellent gag gift. Of course, it keeps your well-saved coin safe as well too. So, if you’re one of those who save up yearly, you might want to give this coin bank a try. Just remember not to do a the figurative “load deposit” when you fill it up (disgusting).
Made by Island Dogs. Ceramic. Measures approximately 7.5 inches long and weighs 7 ounces. Follow the link below to view more details about this little swimmer.